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Ninja Tips Martial Arts College Humor Poster

: $18.95
Artist: Mantis
Title: Ninja Tips
Size: 24 x 36 inches

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  • "Exercise is important, but jogging is for wimps. Plenty of exercise can be had leaping from bushes and kicking joggers in the head."
  • "Fiber in your diet is important. Ninjas eat the shirt off of a complete stranger's back at least once a week."
  • "When eating the still beating heart of an enemy, Ninjas eat it all. There are starving Ninjas in Africa who don't have any hearts to eat."
  • "Cleanliness is next to Godliness. If Ninjas get ketchup stains on their outfits whilst eating out, they throw smoke pellets and disappear. Later, outside their den, they burn their outfits while screaming uncontrollably at the top of their lungs."
  • 16 Ninja tips in total.

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